I’m just about to go to bed, but something has caught my eye on TV.
Some poor cow has allowed someone to do something heinous to her fanny, and it looks like an lumpy, hirsute hamburger. She is now having surgery, her labia minora is being cut and something, oozy, yellow and lumpy is being squeezed out of the incision.
I feel both utterly nauseous and faintly relieved/grateful. At least my undercarriage is intact.