Oh I forgot to update you on my libido!
I’ve discovered (not telling how) that it does spark up when ‘provoked’, but happily stays dormant if left alone, so I reckon it will diminish entirely if I let it go.
So-oo, I’ve decided to try and masturbate with my hand held shower head in the bath at least every other day, endure the ‘less than earth shattering’ orgasm and hope that my G Spot and clitoris have ‘muscle memory’ and remember what they’re capable of instead of presenting me with such a weedy result for my efforts.
Plus a warm subtle flow of water is like being licked and it’s easier to fantasise when something’s not juddering in your hand like a pneumatic drill and making enough noise to wake up the entire building.
It’s also easier to wank in the bath as opposed to bed, where even the tiniest amount of twitching under the bedclothes incites homicidal curiosity in my cats and believe me, that ain’t no turn on!
2 days in and it’s still a bit frustratingly lacking, and I tend to feel over tingly and weak afterwards, but never mind, we shall overCOME….
And if after a month, it’s still crappy, I’m giving up, getting a loyalty card from my local bakery, retiring to a bungalow and buying a job lot of elasticated trousers. The End!
Oh and I haven’t dared get hold of any marijuana yet, but as soon as I do, I’ll let you know if it helps at all.
Here we go, onwards and upwards! 😉