Apologies for the Facebook style brevity of this post but I just had to share!
Whilst trying to squeeze the last bit of Scary Man Juice (aka testosterone) from it’s tube this morning, after five minutes of struggle, I resorted to bending the flattened body towards the metal cap and pushing hard.
This resulted in it spurting out of the cap, and with startling velocity, hitting the bathroom window with a SPLAT!
I don’t know, you know what they say, you can take the juice out of the man……..I’ll let you fill in the rest….
I’m just pleased it didn’t go in my eye, or, worse still, on the head of my toothbrush….. 😉